Bape

A more "polite" word for lame
coming from a crowd from a diversity and acceptance camp
instead of calling someone or something lame or dumb you call it "bape"

That party last night? It was soooo bape. I was ready to go home

by Irish lady potato farmer August 14, 2009

bape

to tell a story that has no purpose at all, and ends up being a complete waste of time.

"dude, Megan just baped me. Add one to the tally."

by Bucky12 October 23, 2008

BAPE

bape stands for Baby Anal Penetration Erection. It is commonly used when giving a baby head, or when a baby is giving you head. it is also commonly said when teasing a friend, by saying "what are you doing?... BAPE?"

i cant talk now im giving my baby BAPE right now, ttyl

by joemama . November 6, 2019

Bapeshift

a person who sports Bathing Ape (Bape) clothes and/or accessories, but lacks the actual Bathing Ape shoes;
they think they know what's up just because they possess these items, but they are just bakeshifting

Peter: Haha, that kid thinks he's so fresh with his Bape shirt, but he's rockin' some Forces! What a bapeshift!
Tubbs: When he saw my Bapes, he ran away in embarrassment.

by Peter B. August 17, 2006

Bape

When someone tells a really boring story but doesn't realize it.

Dude, Megan just baped the shit out of you.

by Harris Three October 21, 2008

Bapplesauce

The Utterly Disgraceful Word Which is Highly Offensive To The Original Word Bapplause

This is Hated By The People and Is Commonly Used By Criminals.

"Dude, It's Bapplesauce"
"STFU Man, it's bapplause. Death is the only option"

by FLP March 18, 2022

John The Baptist

The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)

To be more popular then God.

Damn that John The Baptist is amazing

by John The Baptist February 25, 2005