milk the chicken

This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.
Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?

Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."
by L M P December 12, 2008
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holy chicken!

An exclamtion used in place of holy cow, or holy shit, because the chickens true divinity must be recognized. the people shall be left in the dark on the mater of the godly chicken no more!
I walked in the light of the chicken lord, taking in the wonders of the life our lord and savior had graced us with.
oh holy chicken!, praise the sweet chicken lord, hear me brothren, take our chicken lord into your hearts!
by alchesay crow March 08, 2008
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Chicken Skeet

Some sort of nasty fluid -- anything gross

"Whoa man! Thats some nasty chicken skeet!" Walking on side walk -- "Dont walk on that Chicken skeet coming up."
by AxZella June 20, 2008
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chicken baerga

a terrible mexican calzone; usually too chewy and vile to eat
When I saw the pizza dough I got excited, but when I smelled the vileness I knew it was chicken baerga.
by Peter Joseph Cryns January 31, 2009
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Flipping chickens

A chicken is another word for bird and a bid is a kilogram - so flipping chickens is like turning over a kilo in market equivalent revenue.
I used to be on this block flipping chickens all year long, how do you think I came up out the gutter.
by Kronick chronicles November 26, 2018
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Chicken Wing

Mexican slang term for "she can win".
Juan's wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money.
by -anonymous15 September 23, 2014
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