Alpha wolf

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side

Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf

by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017

Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

by Lukey =) October 18, 2008

Alpha red

The term used to describe Halo in class when your not supposed to be playing it.

Hey man whats the IP for alpha red.

Yer its 172.16.2.116

OMG i just owned this noob in alpha red

by bmacpherson March 22, 2009

Alphabetical Keyboard

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012

Alpha Papa

Highest ranking member of a group of Bears (big bearded homosexual men). Siimilar to Rufio in the film Hook.

"Do you think it's ok to join the Bear's pool party?"
"I'd ask the Alpha Papa sitting on the diving board first. He's in charge around here."

by Wetface October 17, 2013

alpha male tactics

Oozing confidence. Willing to whip out dick at a moment's notice.

Chad was charged with public indecency, but at least the women were impressed by his alpha male tactics. ;-)

by Robert Mormon October 3, 2017

Alphagetti

The finest and purest soup served at Michelin Stared restaurants to true gentlemen and the 1%.

Elon Musk to Mark Zuckerberg "Oh my fucking god are you eating ALPHAGETTI."

Poor Kid to Rich Kid "I wish I could try some Alphagetti."

by Serial Number 38592 October 22, 2018