Alastair

Chode.

Alastair is a chode.

by Little Venice January 28, 2014

Alaskian Bush

1. Someone that has pubic hair that is white like snow.

2. When to gay guys have sex and one cums all over the others pubes.

1. That kid has an Alaskian Bush and he is only 10.

2. He is going to have an Alaskian Bush for days if he doesn't take a shower tonight.

by Big Squirter September 7, 2006

Alaskan boondoggle

When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.

Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.

by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010

alaskan hand warmer

to jack off with blubber in negative degrees farenheit weather.

Man, it was so cold I had to give my self an alaskan hand warmer!

by matzah May 25, 2007

alabaster

A plain, milky white person who has trouble coming to terms with their genetic make-up of their paper white, almost transparent skin.

you are a massive alabaster .
you.....stop being an alabaster
You....seriously, its only skin, you might grow out of your alabaster ways one day.

by theblackone November 9, 2010

Trans-Alaska Pipeline

A gangbang.

If one guy can lay pipe, then 10 can lay the whole Trans-Alaska Pipeline.

by shanked and shrinked August 19, 2011

Alaska

America's Hair Flowing in the Wind!!!

Alaska is, indeed, America's Hair Flowing in the Wind.

by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009