A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.
by Dupes05 March 1, 2017

by legion69420 January 20, 2015

by Sodium aka salt May 9, 2024

by CooperCoopCoop April 4, 2009

Jimothy is looking at memes, and finds A stupid puppy
Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.
Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
