sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017
mugGet the sick puppymug.

mutt puppy

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.
Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.
by Dupes05 March 1, 2017
mugGet the mutt puppymug.

Puppy Maker

A fertile womb of a female human or female werewolf
Girl - " dump your hot sticky load deep into my Puppy maker . "
by legion69420 January 20, 2015
mugGet the Puppy Makermug.

puppy chug

Devouring phat lucious ass cheeks with a purpose!
Person one “yo bro did you puppy chug that hot bitch last night?”
Person two “what?”
by Sodium aka salt May 9, 2024
mugGet the puppy chugmug.

Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.
"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"
by CooperCoopCoop April 4, 2009
mugGet the Stab puppiesmug.

a stupid puppy

Jimothy is looking at memes, and finds A stupid puppy

Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
mugGet the a stupid puppymug.

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