When you eat at panda express and after 1-2 hours you feel awful, tired, and regretful that you ate there.
by melksteak April 29, 2015
Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 10, 2010
Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
by Qton81 November 9, 2018
A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence March 19, 2007
Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face
by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020
That moment when everyone can easily tell what the next step is, likely in the game, and your mind goes blank and leads to frustration which is heightened by the knowledge that you are the only one that doesn't see the answer.
You are playing a game and the only object in the room is a ladder. You get confused and start asking where to go next when it is clear that there is a single, well-defined option. Once you figure it out, you decree it as a panda moment.
by wakingforest July 7, 2021
"I could smash some Panda!"
by BigDaddyTeemoe August 28, 2018