by HiccupLicker69420 November 06, 2023
A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)
by soupsoupwowza April 02, 2022
I'm going to go do some laundry and Dave Neal it.
by iwillbenkoyou January 23, 2022
planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.
by Scott Nedved May 19, 2018
I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!
by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023
A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave