Black Hat

An ultra-Orthodox or Haredi Jew, known for always having a big beard and a big black hat.

Those black hat Jews are crazy, they'll beat your ass if you disrespect in their neighborhood.

by Snake Fish April 9, 2009

Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

by Max February 25, 2005

Ass-Hat

One who is clueless, moronic, and unworthy of attention. But ia a perpetual attention whore.

'Current President Obama is an absolute 'Ass-Hat'.

by abigguy July 25, 2009

bucket hat

the sexist headwear out there. a girl or boy wearing one of these bad boys is instantly 100x more attractive.

Chad: yooooo did you see that chick over there

Kyle: yeah she’s sooooo hot
Chad: and she’s wearing a bucket hat!!
Kyle: oh damn wifey material

by phebreeze_ May 24, 2019

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil.
Pretty Self explanatory

I made a tinfoil hat!

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

Ass Hat

The physical body bent in a way for the anus to be worn fashionably on one's head.

Next time I see you round here boy you will be wearing that dumb ass of yours as a hat!

by ChangWang June 14, 2003

Wyrm Hat

A wyrm hat is defined by but not limited to the following:

1) a hat made entirely made out of worms

2) a hat made for worms

3) a hat with worms in it

Wow thats a very nice wyrm hat you are wearing

by ngc1994 January 9, 2011