business wanker

A suited man or yuppie who appears to be better then you, but deep down hes just a wanker with polished shoes and a degree.

*tradies all sitting around having a pint* *confident man walks past* "hey check out that business wanker!"

by teddybii March 23, 2016

Bus wanker

Someone who travels on a bus

Look at that bus wanker

by How you doin 98 April 19, 2018

cradle wanker

A pedophile. A derogatory term with a little more gusto.

"Fuck you, you fat, sick, fucking cradle wanker."

by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021

Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022

slip on wanker

someone that use's slip on shoes

Jacks such a slip on wanker

by beale the spud head May 13, 2015

Christmas Pub Wankers

A large group of middle aged men or women who turn up at your local boozer once a year in December. They want to be served first, all order separately and pay by card.

For fucks sake the bar is chocka, full of Christmas Pub wankers

by Lenny watson September 19, 2018

Dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker

A very horny man on steroids.

Man he is such a dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker kind of guy.

by Sexy piece of Toast September 3, 2017