Weenie

1: A male Penis
2: A derogatory term for a person who is afraid of lots of things

1: Douchbag: Hay Gurl, wanna see my weenie?

Librarian: get lost fuck boy!

2: Guy 1: I don't think this is a good idea guys.
Guy 2: Don't be a Weenie!

by FalloutNewShootist April 10, 2016

weekend friend

a person who you associate with only on the weekends

" Can we get some dinner Saturday night?"
"Sorry dude, i have plans with my weekend friend"

by urbanone101 October 13, 2016

weenie syndrome

When your friends want to hangout with you but you don't want to for no good reason or because you have "excuses" that aren't worthy of ditching your friends.

Man that Kendall girl is suffering from weenie syndrome tonight

by Noweeniesyndromehere September 5, 2016

weekend worrier

A person who engages in their chosen hobby only at the weekends, but, instead of enjoying themselves, spends the entire time preoccupied with troubling thoughts of a mostly mundane nature, e.g. office politics, family strife, the spectre of their own mortality.

'Yeah, I guess you could call me a 'weekend worrier'. Note how I pronounced 'worrier' /wʌri:ə/, not /wɒri:ə/', which is probably what you expected me to say... It's a play on words I sometimes do to amuse people, but usually just myself... Well, I like it... Aaanyway, great party, hey? Fleeting distraction from the universal certainty that we'll all be dead one day... Yep, nice talking to you, too.'

by L'esprit de l'escalier September 3, 2016

weekend afterglow

Minor changes to physical appearance when you come into work on Monday. You may have gotten a haircut, a tan, or look a bit hungover.

Brian: I'm going to turn the other lights on.
Jay: No keep them off, I don't want everyone to see my weekend afterglow.

by poops-mc-gee June 20, 2016

Weenie

A weenie a crazy human sometimes referred to as a dog, they usually will like to eat anything and don't have a very active brain. Don't be affended if you are called a weenie it just means you are funny, crazy, and silly.

Omg dude your such a weenie.

by Grogie sanga November 15, 2016

Weenie

Definitely not Emmett

A weenie? That can't be Emmett

by Cmueller December 2, 2016