Want to watch Friends?

Synonymous with "want to have sex?" but instead, one puts on an episode of friends beforehand.

Justin: Want to watch Friends?
Tara: I barely know you...but sure, I love Friends!

by Jidan February 28, 2011

Checking the Weather

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.

x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.

by mabiak2 July 2, 2016

shorts and hoodie weather

Summer on the cusp of fall where it gets cold enough that your core needs warmth but your legs could still use the ventilation.

It's shorts and hoodie weather- make sure to dress appropriately!

by migscajigs November 9, 2017

slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 9, 2019

Time for you to get a watch!

A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.

Friend: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get a watch!

by ChampionG December 22, 2016

Watchtower

They're this badass thrash-prog band that had some great stuff back in the 80s. You see, they started out in Austin, Texas and basically did NWOBHM and Rush covers before recording the greatest thrash album known to man, Energetic Disassembly. After this, their guitarist Billy White left because he was a sissy and didn't like metal. Their singer Jason McMaster also left to join some glam band called Dangerous Toys or whatever. They got replaced by new guys, like Ron Jarzombek and Alan Tecchio in time to record the greatest prog album known to man, Control and Resistance. After this, Jarzombek got hand problems and Tecchio left, so Watchtower sort of disbanded.

They're doing shows again, but we've been waiting for a third album since 1989 :/

Jim: Hey man, check this band out, they're crazy.

Bob: WHOA, who is this?

Jim: Oh, they're called Watchtower. Pretty cool, huh?

Bob: Hell yeah, where can I get some of their CD's?

Poser: MoAr LyKe CrOtCh-ToWeR, aMiRiTe?

by Tx_Metalhed November 27, 2010

Bird Watcher

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.

That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.

by Spaceman Sobchak November 7, 2011