Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

Yeah my feet were super disgusting after I waffle stomped my dinner down through my drain

by finnaChippytoothy December 15, 2019

getting waffled

When you get tricked to sit on a waffle and its now stuck up your ass

Jim: can you come over
john: No sorry i'm to busy getting waffled

by ifjsajfoiewajfoawe July 15, 2020

Waffle Supremacist

One who believes waffles are the superior breakfast food.

STEVIEFRANCH1ZE is a fucking waffle supremacist.

by joey_minaj December 1, 2017

anus waffle

When you shit your pants and sit on it.

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.

by The bully slayer July 8, 2015

Elvis waffle

Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.

You know what will cure this hangover? An Elvis waffle.

by Asparagus Feta-Quiche August 12, 2018

waffle dog

Hot dog on a skewer cooked in waffle batter. Similar to a corndog but has waffle instead of cornbread. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk

The kids went bonkers when they learned they could put chocolate and syrup on their waffle dog!

by Lil Pepper Pants March 5, 2020

Cuck waffle

When a man and woman engage in sexual activity while her significant other watches from the corner. Upon climax the man cums onto an eggo which the cuck is forced to eat for further humiliation.

Bro I banged his wife and gave him a cuck waffle!

by Thegnome742 July 7, 2023