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Warthog

(noun) An unattractive, middle-aged or elderly man
"That warthog thought I would be into him!"
by d3str0yer June 16, 2024
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Warthog

A tall and skinny man a warthog meaning no different from hog
Look dad! That man is a warthog
by User T70 July 6, 2024
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weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.
I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.
by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024
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weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
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Weather Bias

A metacognitive metabias describing the fundamental error of perceiving and treating complex human systems—politics, societies, institutions, legal frameworks, entire nations—as if they were weather phenomena: vast, impersonal, uncontrollable forces to be endured rather than understood or changed. It's the cognitive shortcut that transforms "this policy is unjust" into "this is just how things are," that converts "this system could be improved" into "you can't fight city hall." Weather bias is the mental mechanism that makes people describe political shifts as "tides," economic changes as "storms," and social movements as "waves"—metaphors that strip away agency, responsibility, and the possibility of intervention.

Those in its grip watch their country drift toward authoritarianism the way they'd watch a hurricane approach: with a mixture of fatalism, passive observation, and preparation to ride it out rather than any impulse to change its course. They speak of "the direction the country is heading" the way they'd discuss wind patterns—as if collective human choices were atmospheric pressure systems with no alternative.
Weather bias operates at every scale. The voter who stays home because "my vote doesn't matter anyway" is exhibiting weather bias about elections. The citizen who accepts corruption as "just how politics works" is treating their legal system like a climate. The entire population that watches democratic norms erode while commenting on "the political temperature" has fully succumbed—describing a fever without ever considering treatment.

This bias is the foundational reason sociometeorology emerged as a field: because humans keep acting like weather, we needed a science to study them that way. It's self-fulfilling prophecy on a civilizational scale—the more we treat our institutions as forces of nature, the more they become as uncontrollable as the wind, and the more justified our passivity seems.

Example: "Watching her country slide into autocracy while citizens discussed 'the political climate' and 'shifting winds,' the political scientist recognized pure Weather Bias—they were describing a hurricane they could have stopped as if it were a hurricane they had to survive."
by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026
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Warthog Forossi

Someone who lives under a constant Wagner's cage, who will steal your money if you anger them, and who has an extreme foot fetish.
-Oh my god, he's such a Warthog Forossi...
-Yeah, he can't stop farting and drooling over dirty feet
by soltanalforossi February 10, 2025
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wathaan

A person who overeats, causing them to rapidly gain weight, sometimes even double their original weight.
Person 1: Did you see Leif? He's put on some weight lately.

Person 2: Yeah, he's turning into a Wathaan.
by Depton March 2, 2025
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