Werthers Original

-Getting a blow job from an old lady
-A blow job in a nursing home

I'd sure like Louise to give me a Werthers Original.

Your grandma is hot, do you think she'd give me a werthers original.

by Ozzy113 April 3, 2011

worthel

the quality or state of exhibiting utter worthlessness to the extent that if you died or were destroyed, the world would be a better place.

Grinnell is such a worthel school.

by Coolridge December 11, 2004

Worthless meatsack

The act of being a douche of the bag , having too much cockiness, being a complete waste of space, O2, and being a lazy useless person

Donald trump is a worthless meatsack

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by XTH4GHOSTH4CKERX May 15, 2016

bag worthy

referring the readiness/level of intoxication of an individual who will be securely placed within a large hockey bag unbeknownst to him. The said individual will usually be a friend/roommate who is a character of diminished mental faculties, one of smaller stature, and who is alarmingly inebriated.

Dan: Hey, is Drake bag worthy yet?

Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.

Dan: Good, that should do the trick.

by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007

worship buddah

to smoke weed, buddah, chronic, pot

me and jack left to go worship buddah

by g dog fizzle hizzle bizzle September 30, 2004

call to worship

NOT a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby 'hop-heads' know this means: 'the "drugs" are here!, time to get 'hopped-up'!!'

all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the 'call to worship!!'

upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

worthington

worthington, ohio is the poor man's dublin. i say this because they have MORE n's and LESS bangable chicks. Their sports teams have been sub-par since 1890 when they were the only suburb of columbus. although many of their males are less than satisfactory, they do occasionally raise one who keeps it real and doesnt give a f (ex: CG). the most effective for of birth control in worthington is suicide.

"man worthington high school sucks. oh well, im sure i'll get tons of puss at columbus state!"

by mitch cramer December 3, 2006