Oak Valley , Texas

Sadly , what was once a perfectly smooth road that can take you from

Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.

Barbara Jean Splityaspleen - It's just a god awful occurrence that our Oak Valley , Texas roads have gone to such crap.

Jimmy Wayne Bootsfursel - Yes , Lord yes I do agree pot holes so big you can't even get up to 30 mph.

by Microwave_Confessions November 7, 2021

Neuqua Valley

Neuqua valley is the type of school that you either love or hate, but everyone hates it except half the kids that go there. It's not a bad school, it is known for athletics and sometimes academics. It's not a bad school, it's even a good school compared to other public schools around Chicagoland, but it's not great. The academics are average, and more students that go there every year don't give two shits about learning. The kids love to act as if their rich, but they just have one or two designer things they cycle through for their bragging. There are pretty good athletes though, I won't lie.

All of the schools in the area used to be jealous of the kids and the school overall, but now most people view it more often as a drug school.

Person A: What school do you go to?
Person B: Neuqua Valley
Person A: Your school is hilarious, what happened

by lulu whvre May 24, 2022

Fall creek valley

Fall creek valley is the most pettiest schoolll you could ever go to everyone their is a snake and they be having bugs in their food...you don't want to go to fall creek

"Good thing I don't go to fall creek valley."
fall creek valley

by Lmaofse1244 March 19, 2017

the valley

a gross and disqusting part of the world where the dumb idiotic girls of the world collaborate. these girls typically wear abercrombie, hollister, gap, old navy, and they think they are soooo cool if they own one pair of seven jeans, and an ugly dooney and bourke bag. they idolize lindsay lohan and paris hilton for their tacky hot pink ensembles. valley girls and boys generally listen to punk rock, or anything that is on kiss FM because they are incredibly stupid and tasteless. valley girl prom dresses tend to come from windsor, and they always wear their makeup caked on, with light blue eyeshadow, and lipliner. it is necessity for valley girls to have french manicures painted on their tacky fake nails. valley girls love to wear their jeans tucked in with their skater shoes, and are ALWAYS behind on all the trends. they always wear the tightest jeans, and their motto tends to be "the sparklier the better!" girls in the valley shop in malls, and they really like target. pink is always their favorite color. valley people or "vals" as some like to call them, are hated througout the normal world aka over the hill. the valley has the temperatures of hell, and no one in their right mind would ever move there. if you live in the valley and you feel you do not fit in with this criteria, then you are exempt from this harsh reality, and i commend you for your resistance to your surroundings.
OH,and do not confuse cher horwitz from clueless to be a valley girl, because she hates the valley because she is from beverly hills.

1. Oh god, look at that hideous girl over there, she has sparkly jeans...she must be from the valley

2. Ew, i hate the valley, its such a desolate wasteland.

3. Hip westside girl: (set in nebraska suburia) Ew, look at the houses, and the people...i feel like im in the valley! get me out of here!!!

by cute LA chick January 9, 2005

silicon valley

An area in northern california that is heavily populated by computer and technology related companies. This area is devoid of females and filled mostly with fat ugly bitches with attitudes who expect to marry a millionaire. On the other hand, there is an abundance of social skill deprived males who repeatedly wank off to animted internet porn and could never get laid with a real chick. Bin Laden should set this place on fire, not New York.

God, holy crap, all I see in San Jose is a bunch of useless geeks and chicks who look like they are from Mars.

by ultraseven February 16, 2005

Hidden Valley

High school located out in the middle of nowhere, where everyone knows everyone. Nothing fun to do out there besides get into trouble, drink or smoke weed.

Their FBLA program is baller being state champs for over a decade.

Friend: What school do you go to?
You: Hidden Valley
Friend: Sucks!

*at a competition event*
person: i think i'll do okay in my event
*see's that hv is competing in that event*
person: theres no way i'm going to place

by orangeCHICKEN December 5, 2012

Waubonsie Valley

The first highschool in district 204. It is located in one of the largest cities in Illinois, Aurora. Sometimes compared to fellow district 204 highschool, Neuqua Valley. There is a huge rivalry between the schools. This is mostly shown through sports. Sadly, there never is any competition. This is because Neuqua Valley is superior in every way possible. Their recent claim to fame was the acquiring of highschool basketball superstar, Jon Rice. This still does not make Waubonsie Valley any more special then it is.

GO CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You go to Waubonsie Valley?"
"Yes."
"Your school sucks."
"I know."

by GOLD RUSH December 14, 2008