Valgo Fact

A completely untrue fact, usually based on false assumptions and fake news

I heard another Valgo fact last night, smh this clown man.

by Fudgerino May 12, 2021

Valiant

Valiant is a kind soul who will always see the best in people. They are strong in their beliefs and will not move or bend for another person’s benefit easily. They are unique, confident, and aren’t hesitant to step up to a job when needed. Their sense of humor is odd, but that’s the part that makes it so hilarious. You can’t have a party without them, as people revolve around Valiant due to their natural confidence. They are open-minded and open to second chances.

“Hey, who’s that guy over there?”

Dude, it’s Valiant! Love that guy!”

by Faithfullyxox June 8, 2021

Valverdog

An overhyped bum that plays for Real Madrid. Although he is originally from Uruguay, today he lives in Gavi's pocket

Valverdog is so finished. He only lives off that UCL final assist

by The5YardBoxMerchant September 16, 2022

stealing valor

steal-ing val-or \stēl-ing va-lər\

verb (2014)

1. To fraudulently pose as a member or veteran of the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity, usually in order to gain undeserved honors, awards, or recognition.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THIEF, VALOR THEFT

"By falsely claiming to be a veteran of the Coast Guard, and using fake veteran status to promote her website, Jane is stealing valor from veterans who truly deserve recognition."

by scharky August 15, 2014

Nora Valkyrie

An energetic and happy orphan who fights monsters with a Grenade Launching Hammer who can't be hurt by lightning.

"That person is such a Nora Valkyrie"

by La Luna Loco March 14, 2017

Beyond the valley

Used to explain that something is exceptional and completely beyond normal/what you’d expect

E.g. he is gorg beyond the valley of gorgeous

E.g. I am shook beyond the valley of shook

by yorkshiregal July 30, 2018

Valentines Day

Just another dumb holiday to make single people feel like second-class citizens.

I HATE Valentines Day. Every year its the same thing, "I'll have someone next year" or maybe "see what next year holds" or "you will have someone real soon." Bla Blaa Bla. Hell, I'm almost 30 and still alone. It all makes me sick.

by [e-mail] January 9, 2008