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Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"
When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.
by Lei Feng August 24, 2021
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Twitter

A toxic wasteland full of bad takes, soft people, and people who cancel you for something 60 years ago.
Oh no I got canceled on Twitter for making a joke 50 million years ago
by xdgamerman420 July 17, 2022
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Twitter Five

An act of response when two or more people agree on something, specifically in the Twitterverse.
Me: I love to fish.

Friend: Me too!!

Me: Twitter five!!
by Dcstrutter June 10, 2016
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spicy twitter

becky: omg i love spicy twitter.
ruby: what’s that ??
becky: twitter porn.
by puthy_slayer February 24, 2022
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TWITTER

A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS
OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER
by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024
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Twitter Turd

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.
Person 1: urmad+didntask+noonecares+urdaddied+ratio
Person 2: What a Twitter Turd.
by TheArchivist March 3, 2022
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Twitter users

People usually of VERY politically correct ideals, who are mostly hostile towards Caucasian people, men, and heterosexuals. Besides these people there is the smaller group of memers, and the even smaller group of artists who most of the time, draw R34.
Person 1: “Dude have you seen anyone dumber than person 3?”
Person 2: “Yeah, Twitter users.”
by TimepieceEnjoyer4345 October 3, 2022
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