Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020
Get the Twittermug. Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind.
Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!
You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.
Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!
You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.
"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it"
"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"
"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"
"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"
"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"
by TheBraceletgirl November 21, 2021
Get the Twittermug. you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows
gimmick accounts are great tho
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows
gimmick accounts are great tho
autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"
me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"
me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"
by cosmicretard August 9, 2021
Get the twittermug. Everyone writing vaguely interesting things that hold no meaning other than to distract and make you chuckle a bit as you relate to the empty punchline
Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity
by A dank A$$ meme May 27, 2018
Get the Twittermug. i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash
by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022
Get the twitter pissermug. Twitter is a place where you can share videos pictures or just share how you're feeling.
Twitter now, is like the new dark web. if you are looking to download Twitter prepare for traumatization!
Twitter now, is like the new dark web. if you are looking to download Twitter prepare for traumatization!
"Donald Trump just tweeted"
"oh my god did you see the new Twitter video!? she had maggots in her cooch"
"oh my god did you see the new Twitter video!? she had maggots in her cooch"
by daddyJosi February 13, 2022
Get the Twittermug. person 1:man i love to use twitter, have you seen whygena's_sketchbook
Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up
Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up
by gakksun crockpot May 2, 2022
Get the Twittermug.