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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
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Ultrakill goon

It is when you kill yo penis
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Flicker Gooning

Flicker Gooning is the act of Edging, Gooning, and Jelqing simultaneously. Flicker indicates an advanced video game technique commonly referred to as "tech" or "teching" in gaming circles. Therefore, flickergooning is some advanced technique that only expert gooners know. If done right, one flicker goon sesh could have you done in mere seconds rather than hours.

Alternatively, Flicker Gooning can mean to edge for a long period of time (such as 7 days) and then finally gooning, causing your eyes to flicker.
Yo bro I can goon for 3 hours straight!
That's nothing... try flicker gooning then talk to me.
by krayo June 11, 2024
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Psycho-Gooning

Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.
You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.
by Maulmemes March 7, 2024
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Post Goon Glow

(PGG)

The phenomenon of a person who has recently gooned having a sudden but fleeting glow up
“I looked in the mirror immediately after beating my shit raw to femboys and damn I looked amazing, that’s that post goon glow”
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flicker gooning

Flicker gooning is a type of gooning/edging where you masturbate so insanely fast it leaves an after image.
Hey Chrisitan, how was that flicker gooning session? Mine went so fast I burned my dick!
by itwasntmilk May 26, 2024
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Sun Gooning

It has the same definition as Moon Gooning but in a Lighter setting. Going outside, becoming one with nature as you masturbate repeatedly while looking at the sun. In some cases, It also involves drinking elk blood before the sun gooning ritual begins.
Soup: I'm more of a proud Sun Gooner, Sun Gooning in the Sun as you take in the scenery fills me up with pleasure and vitality
Doo: Moon Gooning is still better bruv and you still need a license for it.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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