Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

peting beating

When someone's knowledge gets WWF SMACKDOWN by none other than the Peting himself.

That interview didn't go well. He got the full fledged Peting Beating.

by mexiknife March 20, 2013

pencil beat

A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.

Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."

Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."

or

I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.

by Aeryn4 November 22, 2009

Bus Beats

Music that you hear while on the bus that comes from other peoples loud headphones. they supply the music to people who don't have their music cranked.

I didn't have my ipod today so I just listened to the Bus Beats from the guy sitting across from me.

by Oderus Underus April 29, 2011

beating guts

Hitting it so hard you rearrange the intestinal track of a female.

Damn nigga you beating guts! My guts!!!

by Lucio "da mumble rapper" September 21, 2018

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

Beat the bean

Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.

- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.

by Dieviete March 1, 2022