White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.

Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.

by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018

Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).

There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.

by rokavii August 17, 2023

Connery carpet

Thick chest hair

Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.

by Orez- December 7, 2012

corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason

Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night

by duemoturion June 10, 2017

Carpet Streeting

Carpet Streeting: When an individual or multiple fully cover a street with carpets borrowed by stores in the street.
The term was first coined by Thomas van Luyn on a Dutch TV show named "Wie is de Mol?" In Season 22, episode 8, task "Carpet Diem".

We are attempting the world record for carpet streeting

by MolFan October 9, 2022

Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024