Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 29, 2021

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Rip gut

The style created by brotha Lynch hung the originator. As gen z refers to as horrorcore rap.

Rip gut is rap style that includes psychopathic cannibalistic murderous rap

I Love that rip gut style rap

by UnderstandingStreetslang February 07, 2023

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the guts

when someone has such a bad stomach ache their guts are rumbling non-stop.

i got the guts. i am fighting for my life in this bathroom.

by cinnamn February 18, 2022

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Gorilla Guts

When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.

“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”

“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”

“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”

by BoyBoyBaggins July 27, 2021

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Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known as “the hawk meat rider’s mead”

“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”

by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 10, 2023

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