telekom

The shittiest ISP that ever touched the earth. Don't try to play a videogame while you have telekom, you'll not have any fun at all, don't try to watch videos, they won't load, not even fucking minesweeper works when you use this piece of crap. If you want to try out telekom, be prepared to have 900 fucking ping AT BEST on all videogames, I'm not fucking kidding, and their costumer support literally hangs up when you call them.

Person1: Why does person2 lag so much?
Person2: Unintelligible gibberish.
Person3: He has telekom.
Person1: This match is lost.

by Mironinja4 May 26, 2017

telechnology

The delivery of technology products such as data and entertainment content over traditionally telecom devices such as telephones and copper wires. This term is used by technicians to differentiate between tradition telephone service and multimedia services.

The growth of telechnology in this area is expected to account for 65 percent of cost and 95 percent of income in the next 5 years.

by Telephony Techie August 17, 2017

teletrumpies

teletubbies but with trump as the sun there's a vine about it

"Yo let's watch some Teletrumpies"

by John pesca September 27, 2017

Teleportateé

When you need to teleport the fuck out of some where

This club is whack. I am about to teleportateé the fuck out of here.

by Meatball916 November 5, 2017

teleturbans

The idian equalivent of telitubies . Were osama bin ladin leads the teleitubies to america for bomings and the destruction of the twin towers.

John: hey jayke so ur gay right?
Jayke: im not gay my dude i just like musicals. Also my dude lets watch todays new episode of teleturbans, ive heard that osams is going to crasg a plane into the white house and kill trump.

by Popdare February 4, 2018

telenges

A Fucking Retard

That guy is a telenges.

by Hoorah POop February 24, 2018

Telephile

Telephilia is the term used to refer to a passionate interest in television, TV theory and studies.

A telephile is a person with such a passion for television, TV theory and studies.

"He sat on the sofa all day and watched Breaking Bad. He's such a telephile."

by Hugh Wards February 28, 2018