That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.

We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

Teachers

force kids to listen to the demon that thrives of the depression on the young ones.
and will say "i don't know can you?" after you ask if you can go to the bathroom

Teachers will suck the happiness out of your soul to earn minimum wage

by Rforese October 16, 2019

the fab teacher

Gay meme guru

Gay 1: you have to watch the fab teacher videos on facebook
Gay 2: we been knew sis *sips tea*

by ImThatBitch96 September 15, 2018

Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019

ass of a teacher

That one teacher you have typically during middle school or high school who is a complete D bag

He what class do you have next?

Biology

What teacher ?

An ass of a teacher I don't know his name.

by The sonnyer June 5, 2018

teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff

I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.

by teacher199998 November 29, 2023