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Techerized 

The rigging of any broken or worn tools, equipment, or vehicles of Wyotech Students that Wyotech deems safe or accepted but would most likely get you fired in a real shop consisting of auto mechanics or collision repair.

Usually involves a form of tape, locking pliers, rusty bolts that have fallen out of the comp car, and a heat source, most commonly a lighter borrowed from the stoner in your tool group.
That Techerized Ford Explorer has LED light bars Gorilla Glued to his paint.
Techerized by MrVanGuy January 22, 2011

substitute teachers 

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.
That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

Teachers' Arm 

When your Teacher's tricep muscle is flapping in the wind, as she writes on the chalk board.
Check out Mrs.Ferguson's teachers arm. it hangs two inches, and sways back and forth like the Maple tree outside!

bigalow teachest 

an intimate move during sex where the man places his penis in between a girls breasts and ejaculates, he then feeds her the ejaculate by dipping his balls in the ejaculate and putting them in her mouth and letting them sit like a tea bag.
I totally pulled off a bigalow teachest with that broad and she was diggin' it.
bigalow teachest by REAAAZY July 20, 2007

teacherbitch 

The way a student will describe a teacher if she is a bitch
you:"Damn Mrs.Female is a teacherbitch"
joel:"yeah i know right"
teacherbitch by Jerrycans April 22, 2016

teacheritis 

Disease found in teachers who have to deal with students suffering from senioritis. Symptoms are similar to those of the sudents yet affecting test grading, staff meetings attendance, etc.
Diego: Dude did Mr. Smith come today?
Seb: Nah man. All his classes today were with seniors so he succumbed to teacheritis.
teacheritis by Seb R. February 23, 2008