the act of sliding your first two fingers across your gooch, then shaming one of the lowly high school freshmen by smearing your sweaty export all across their dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.
We were reading Beowulf in English class, and that Grendel bitch reminded me of the word grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.
by Governor December 13, 2006
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When the plumber came over to fix Bill's pipes, he soon found out that Bill is like the Louis and Clark of Taint Exploring.
by John Tonkins July 5, 2006
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Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!
by Evil Enzo August 24, 2008
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The twitter-sphere reached two taints today after Kim Kardashian's breast implants exploded on an airplane.
by agentkooper May 18, 2010
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Get the taint roller mug.Wiping your finger, sex toy, or tongue on the taint removing any fecal matter acquired during ass play.
I was fingering this girl in the ass and I had shit all over my finger so I taint painted and got it all clean.
by parkay321 June 11, 2011
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