Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

Tan Eng Keat

Meme lord, cool guy, smart af, knows his math, his add math, ADD MATH, he drives a motorcycle, he’s so nice, he likes Disney movies (bolt and Tarzan), he likes lip balm, he wears glasses, he knows triangles.

Mr Tan Eng Keat is my dream boat

by Mr Tan’s no1 fan August 11, 2020

Zihao Tan

It’s a very common Chinese name.

Zihao Tan is from Weifang, and he was born in 1993.

by Goosier November 22, 2021

Spray tan girl

The name that Nic calls Lilli. Lilli is pretty and Nic is barf. Nic is kinda of a dude that wants all the girls till they get boring and finds someone new yup that's it

Lilli:is that Nic??
Callie: yea if I were you i wouldn't trust him
Kalyn: yea me either
Spray tan girl

by The smart one who knows everyt November 14, 2019

yano tan

absolute awsome person, is very adorable and smart.

yano tan is an awsome person

by gogoogogogogogoggo February 1, 2023

tan titties

When yo girl gets back from vacation and has been making every beach an illegal nudie beach, for the purpose of tannin Dem titties.

I just got a snap from my girl on vacay, she's got them tan titties now. Hope she doesn't get arrested.

by Jenna_Taila May 13, 2020

cowprint tan

When a Fake Tan is Very badly done causing tan to look like a cow print all over body

I was in a rush to do my fake tan for a wedding and it gave me a cowprint tan.

by TrinBin11 June 19, 2024