tan tip

When you have sex for hours and burn the tip of your shaft tan

I banged that prostitute so long last night I got a tan tip.

by 13 inches June 14, 2023

Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world

Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.

by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023

sin(cos(tan(x)))

what you always put into a graphing calculator when you're bored. gives kinda underwhelming results.

i dont know what these "sin" "cos" and "tan" buttons do but they seem like cool math stuff so lemme put sin(cos(tan(x))) into my calculator

by < ^ > v March 30, 2023

Tan

a golden brown hue.

Tan and cream make up the general color palette.

by Arminkshipper June 13, 2024

Fab Tan Time

Have a great holiday in the sun

Hey Jayne, hope you enjoy your time away, have a fab tan time!

by sourmouse June 14, 2024

cowprint tan

When a Fake Tan is Very badly done causing tan to look like a cow print all over body

I was in a rush to do my fake tan for a wedding and it gave me a cowprint tan.

by TrinBin11 June 19, 2024

Tanning Gummies {Gummy}

When a person wearing dentures takes them out, goes to the dentist for oral UV therapy, and then "goes down" on you. !!!@_@!!!

Steig Freid, your grandmother "says" she is going to give me tanning gummies {gummy} this weekend!!! !!!@_@!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder June 21, 2024