red tailed hawk 

A derogatory slang description of a sexual maneuver, which can only occur when a girl is on her period. The man, frustrated about how disgusting it is, pulls out of the bloody vagina and flips the girl over yelling, "Caw, bitch!" Finally, he whips his bloody penis across her ass, thus the red tail.

Did you hear, Bryan gave Kris a red tailed hawk at Overnight camp last month?

red tailed hawk by Lumiere8 July 23, 2007

tainted love 

the act of sliding your first two fingers across your gooch, then shaming one of the lowly high school freshmen by smearing your sweaty export all across their dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.

We were reading Beowulf in English class, and that Grendel bitch reminded me of the word grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.

tainted love by Governor December 13, 2006

Taint Exploring 

Exploring the under carriage of a Homo Habilis (IPA /ˈhoʊmoʊ ˈhæbələs/), or handy man. Taint is often referred to as the fleshy area between the testicals and anus (or Bill as it is commenly called in S.E. Michigan). Exploring is a common term referring to surveying and charting an unknown territory.

When the plumber came over to fix Bill's pipes, he soon found out that Bill is like the Louis and Clark of Taint Exploring.

Taint Exploring by John Tonkins July 5, 2006

Taint Bumps 

The snorting of a narcotic (i.e. Cocaine or Heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and anus

Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!

Taint Bumps by Evil Enzo August 24, 2008

Taint Blaster

To ejaculate a large quantity of semen all over your lovers taint skin.

OFY ! That was a taint blaster load I just blew all over your asshole and twat!

Taint Blaster by Dick Weilder February 18, 2009

taint 

The sixth step in the tweeting following tweet, twat, kilotwat, megatwat and gigatwat. Equal to 10 billion twats or 10 trillion tweets.

The twitter-sphere reached two taints today after Kim Kardashian's breast implants exploded on an airplane.

taint by agentkooper May 18, 2010

taint roller

one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint

man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?

taint roller by Jacob January 27, 2005