Crouching Tiger, Hidden Diarrhea

The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.

As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.

When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."

by tommy Ghostbuster February 22, 2011

El Saltodetigre AKA The Tigerjump

While standing on the edge of your bed with a hardon and your female partner is on a laying on the bed with her legs open. You then jump with your hands out and let out a large roar and attemtp to land inside of her.

Last night I attempted El Saltodetigre AKA The Tigerjump and broke my dick bone.

by Antonio Footse Ibbarra August 31, 2010

Tony the tiger

When something is great, or awesome.
It's Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat

Guy1: Man, did you see that goal?
Guy2: yeah it was totaly tony the tiger.

by Drewwbs April 18, 2012

tiger schulmann's

A joke to martial arts in which none should participate due to their total lack of knowledge pertaining to anything karate. If one was to stumble upon a class by accident, it is vital that they forgot everything said there, and if need be take a real leason in fighting.

Hey Joe, your my freind and I will help you with my advice, never go to tiger schulmann's, they have black belts who have not even reached double digit age. What does that tell you?

by Zach da Lack August 25, 2006

Tiger's Wood

When you cheat on your wife many times and she catches you "Getting It On".

Last week, my friend got divorced because he was caught having "Tiger's Wood" with a co-worker.

by STAN MAN! April 19, 2010

eye of the tiger

While more commonly referred to as the machismo-loaded song by Survivor made infinitely famous by the Rocky movies; the eye of the tiger is also a lesser-known name for the hole at the tip of the phallic urethra, AKA your pee-hole. N.B. This area is SEVERELY sensitive, particularly if you are a sock as opposed to a helmet; approach with extreme caution.

Curious/Disgusted Friend: "The doctor did what now?"

Ill-treated/Violated Victim: "He stuck a cotton tip in through the eye of the tiger to take a swab for inspection."

Curious/Disgusted Friend: "A Q-tip inside your penis, that's fucked up man. What have I said about no glove no love, man?"

by Yorko & Timmeh February 26, 2008

tiger woods

A phrase used to express extreme happiness and success. Usually exclaimed when lunging and shooting one fist forward triumphantly.

Bob scores a date with the hot chick from work.
He lunges while triumphantly punching the air with his right fist and shouts "TIGER WOODS"

by Jabaha January 4, 2009