sack toast

When a man’s fart rolls to the front, washing hot methane up against his ball sack making them feel warm and toasty.

I kept my balls at the bus stop by making sack toast until the bus showed.

by Meaty McMeatboxer March 24, 2020

philadelphia toast

Regional name in the greater Philadelphia area for bagels

I want some Philadelphia toast with cream cheese

by Illy Philly June 9, 2020

Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.

“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”

by McGrampa September 23, 2020

Lesbian Toast

What began as a misunderstood word, has now lead to the rights for one woman toast to love another woman toast.

Girl:What are you doing?
Other girl:Nothing just reading a cute story about Lesbian Toast. :3

by winchesterboi November 12, 2020

French Toast

jewish french people in 1941-1945

"that hitler hated French Toast"
"what's french toast?"
"jewish french people mate"

by your real name. bitch December 20, 2020

soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay

You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay

by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021

Cinnamon Toast George

Has every job, has been anywhere anytime, known unit in post apocalyptic Norway

Example of Cinnamon Toast George:

Patient: When is my doctor coming?

Secretary George: He’ll be right with you in just a moment, Excuse me for a second. *walks out door, comes back wearing a lab coat and stethoscope*

Doctor George: Are you ready for your appointment?

by Literature George April 1, 2021