A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist
non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you
by alvinsanity May 22, 2006
"Jesus Toes" is a rare medical condition where the second toe is longer than the first (great) toe. Jesus toes are often highlighted by the use of sandals, particularly the thong style. People suffering from this medical condition are many times subject to public humiliation, and the butt of many jokes. A fantastic remedy to this predicament is simply to take pride in your Jesus toes, and let the whole world know.
Person jealous of awesome Jesus toes -"Dude, you have the craziest Jesus toes going on right now."
Lucky guy with Jesus toes -"No way man, my Jesus toes are the coolest things ever."
Lucky guy with Jesus toes -"No way man, my Jesus toes are the coolest things ever."
by t-dazzle June 04, 2009
by cryst_carmi October 17, 2018
The fish that people put on the back of their cars to
A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives
B) That they are members of the Republican party
C) All of the above
A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives
B) That they are members of the Republican party
C) All of the above
by Geoff L. August 06, 2005
a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.
an interjection used for when your surprised.
Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)
an interjection used for when your surprised.
Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)
by chris_2191 January 31, 2008
Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.
Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
by Meridia17 June 21, 2011
those way overly christian rednecks.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
by j-doggg February 08, 2008