popcorn surprise

When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.

It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

japanese surprise

When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows why, she can't read anyway.

E: Dude, i got a japanese surprise this morning.
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?

by Antonbabusja March 16, 2008

Teddy Ruxpin Surprise

As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.

Kevin didn't have a condom so he pulled a Teddy Ruxpin Surprise.

by Lionfish March 3, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

a transvestite or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2

Guy 1- Do you know that girls a dude?!

Guy 2- SHANGHAI SURPRISE!

by woopwoop88 August 10, 2009

Surprise Dragon

The act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out cum. When a girl has male ejaculate in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female's throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male ejaculate.

Yo dude! Yesterday Kristen gave me a blowjob and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, I karate-chopped her and made a Surprise Dragon.

by Amilin October 29, 2007

chocolate surprise shower

if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit

watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk

now . go out and spray

make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower

by flappin cock November 18, 2009

surprise sex

1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.

2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.

e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex

by su france April 7, 2010