Surfing the Net

Taking a sequence of hits from a gravity bong(also known as a gb or "tube", hence the name.) This comes from the North Jersey dialect for taking a hit from a gravity bong as "ripping a tube." Therefore, ripping more than one tube in a row is called "surfing the net" because after all, the internet is really just a series of tubes.

A: Hey, are you ripping another? How many is that?
B: This'll be my second.
A: Oh snap, you'll be surfing the net soon.
B: Hold on, I have to log on.

by Bill Riddle February 28, 2011

sewer surfing

the act of inserting a object or penis in a anus and very quickly spinning around

hey Dave, what did you do last night Easy, i went sewer surfing

by mancream August 21, 2011

pod surfing

When one aimlessly searches through random Itunes podcasts, in hopes of finding a good one.

Last night I was so bored, I went pod surfing for 2 hours.

by blackbean0053 September 22, 2007

body surfer

A person who explores all body openings for sexual experiences.

Janelle says Bryan is the best body surfer she has ever been with.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

sack surfer

A person who is annoying fan of aspecific individual, usually a celebrity of some sort. They often believe that the person can do no wrong and is the best at what they do when there is obviously others who are better.

Person A: "Q-bert is the dopest DJ in the world"

Person B: "Sorry to crush your sack surfing wave, but he's a one trick pony."

by Kidtuf February 19, 2005

surf nazi

Used to refer to a computer networks system administrator(s) and their tools. Especialy if they monitor and block either your e-mail or web traffic. Normaly this is to block porn sites, however sometimes they block all non work specific sites (for example Google/Gmail, Yahoo or buliten boards). Sometimes they even standardise your machine prevent you from loading software or organising your desktop in the way you like it.

No I didn't look at that link you sent me at work, the surf nazis blocked it!

You e-mail bounced becuase the surf nazis scan our mail at work.

by Jon-Paul May 10, 2006

butthole surfer

girls who love backdoor attentions

"shes in love with a butthole surfer..."

by Johnny February 4, 2004