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Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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Turd sucker

An affectionate term for your dog who eats poo.
Hey turd sucker, you wanna go for a walk?
by Flyer bird June 14, 2023
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buldge sucker

One whom sucks bulge. The buldge being the package of the pants. The pants may be zippered or unzipped, however, the buldge is to be sucked orally by mouth.
Wow I’m glad I used my mouth to suck on the buldge of the pants. I guess I’m a real buldge sucker huh?
by dannygoespoo April 26, 2024
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mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.
"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."
by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016
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cock sucker

me, you pretty much everyone at this point.
everyone's a cock sucker
by sucker of men January 24, 2023
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sow sucker

Someone who likes to have sex with crick pigs.
He is such a dirty sow sucker. He will screw any crick pig around.
by thenurse August 21, 2009
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