Stoners creed 

Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust

Stoners creed an unspoken oath of silence forever and ever

Stoners creed by PRETTY IN COPPER February 5, 2017

Sooner Born Sooner Bred 

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012

Stone Cold Steve Austin 

A beer-swilling, ass kicking foul mouthed redneck. Takes no orders from
anybody, especially Vince McMahon or
Eric Bischoff.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your
ass!

Stone Cold Steve Austin by Bionic Redneck September 25, 2003

stonerstition 

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.

<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

stonerstition by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011

anti-stone cold savage

Basically a pussy

TOM: Just ask her out

Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it

anti-stone cold savage by Bobbyisnotoriginal December 27, 2018

Stoners United 

A group of the most opinionated, amazing, chill, aggressive, hungry, caring, back talking, bong ripping & joint hitting stoners in the whole world.

Also known as SU.

Lighter flick Stoners United.
Rdy SU?

Stoners United by Summer Leena April 11, 2009

stoners

good people who dont have to escape drugs by turning to reality

Cheers to stoners everywhere

stoners by BMW February 18, 2004