smoked

to be high on weed. like being blazed, stoned, etc.

jim: man pat, you are so smoked
pat: right?

by mr high flier May 21, 2011

portugeuse smokehouse

dropping ass fumes in the close confines of a tent, especially when others are in it.

pete turned our tent into a portugeuse smokehouse and probably shit his pants doing so.

by deezo March 23, 2005

a cock smoker

A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.

Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.

Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.

by Teapot AKA Nigtronic September 27, 2006

Pole smoker

see george bush

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Pole Smoker

A male who enjoys putting large penises in his mouth and inhailing the jizm.

X0X0Beans or Cattleman

by UD January 28, 2003

smoked my boots

To receive a long prison term from a judge. Washington, DC slang.

The judge smoked my boots.

by elpadron November 22, 2007

smoke bitch

One who has smoked himself retarted off marijuana and is thus incapeable of preforming in every day social situations.

Poindexter was a little smoke bitch last night.

Sorry man, I don't remember much about your wedding. I was huge smoke bitch that day.

by Trevor Cruse and Nathan Bradford January 4, 2008