shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018

spit ride

while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.

as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride

by ur mom 2266 May 24, 2016

residu-spit

Leftover saliva or spit on the edge of a glass can or cup generally filled unmentionables.

Holy shit dude ! I just opened this drink! you took a sip and left residu-spit on the can!

by Datsron December 22, 2021

Spit on

In baseball, when a pitcher tries to make a batter swing at a pitch that would otherwise be a ball. To spit on a pitch, is to not bite on a pitch. Example being a batter noticing the pitch and not swinging at it, even if the pitch looks like it could be a strike at first.

He absolutely spit on that slider.

by TheFightingProctor May 21, 2021

Spit us out

WAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAH!! Nobody else is allowed to bitch about their problems, Mister Jew! Shut up!

Hym "Yeah, ok dawg. Whatever. Nobody gives a shit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? GO BACK TO ISRAEL! Your Jew friend Ben was just saying that a second ago wasn't he? Bye! 'If you don't like it leave' that's the official conservative position on complaining about America. 'DoN't SpIt Us OuT aGaIn! WAAAH!' Shut up. Anybody else complains and it fails on deaf ears. If your book is your story then your story is murdering people and kidnapping their daughters as rape slaves. Shut the fuck up!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

spits

spits is head . giving blowjobs and sucking dick .

Guy 1 : Yo and it was crazy , she gave him spits in the staircase . Shits mad ghetto .

Guy 2 : Oh Nahhh that crazy . Shes a baba .

by natedadon June 16, 2021