A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.
by PiemanXC February 18, 2008
Get the speed postmug. by john_doe 123456 July 9, 2009
Get the Speed wipemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025
Get the Hell Cat Speed Chasemug. A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band
To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk
by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021
Get the Speed Mincingmug. In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.
by destructodog December 28, 2024
Get the Home Depot Speedmug. A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
Get the Florida Speed Bumpmug. A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.
by ThrillistV February 20, 2023
Get the Speed Bumpmug.