Smaugh

to laugh while engaging in sexual intercourse

My girlfriend kept smaughing while we were doing it last night.

by Smaugher November 11, 2010

Slaugh

A mixture between smiling and laughing

I told Richard this joke yesterday, he was slaughing his ass off!

by BUTTHOLEBANDIT March 3, 2017

Spaghetti

A random person, or a person in a group who takes drug/substance abuse to a completely different level and will most likely end up lying on the street shouting profanities about his mothers vagina or open up a hostel with a cinema in the Himalayas and call himself Joy.

- Dude, I woke up in a different city in a stranger's garage with a new jacket and a cut over my eye.

"You are such a spaghetti" said Dev.

by m.k.sam December 18, 2012

lambs to the slaughter

the definition of the phrase lambs to the slaughter is that you play among us without knowing there is an impostor

he went around and did his tasks not suspecting his death to be around the corner

lambs to the slaughter

by dudesup123 October 14, 2020

couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 11, 2012

spaghetti

a lame, low budget budget movie

Man I watched "Hercules" the other day, it was a bit of a spaghetti..

by pepperishaht May 31, 2015

Slaught

when jeans are behind the tongue of your shoe.

your jeans are slaughting

by kennedykids January 9, 2011