reverse space man

While a girl is laying naked at the edge of a bed, a man does a hand stand facing the bed, and enters her vagina with his cock.

Dude, I totally pulled of the Reverse Space Man last night!
No way! Didn't you pass out or anything?

by Steele Bro's March 5, 2008

ass end of space

some remote location extremely far away; butt fucking egypt; back 40;

Jane: Hey Hailey, where are you parked?
Hailey: *points down the never ending parking lot* oh, you know the ass end of space

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Space-face

A Space-face is a person that looks better on Myspace than they do in person. The person usually takes angled photographs when the lighting is just right to make them look their best and they almost never take photos from the waste down.

For Guys: "I met up with this girl at a bar that I know from Myspace. She was a total Space-face. I hit it anyway though."

For Girls: "I can't believe Josh left me for her, she's such a Space-face."

by Diego Alonso November 14, 2006

Space Eater

Any person that takes up more space than normal, either because they are big boned, a close talker, a pack rat, or just spreads out their ish over a wide area.

"...you might want to step a side, it looks like there is a space eater coming this way..."

or

"I hate having conversations with that dude, he is such a space eater."

or

"With such as small apartment, I had no choice but to break it off with that space eater."

by good burrito December 9, 2008

Space Mask

If someone is being a TOTAL gimp, you can give them a space mask! this refers to the process of them being such a gimp, that they are wearing a gimp mask that came from space! One can apply this mask to them by pointing to the sky, and making a "shhhhh" noise to simulate the mask approaching their face. you finish applying by facing your palm to their face and saying " hrrrrrrrr " or just " BOOOM " simulating the mask hitting there face, or indeed, several masks, depending on the level of their gimpdom.

Wearers can avoid being hit by the mask, if they are familiar with the process of a space mask, if they simulate the motion of batting it away with a Mask bat. ( the same way you would hit a baseball ) if they can " bat " the mask away before the applicator has simulated the mask actually hitting their face, then the applicator must recieve the space mask.

Boy 1: i just did SOO much drugs
Boy 2: hey, look in the sky * points to sky * shhhhhhh
Boy 1: what, i cant see anything?
Boy 2: * faces palm to boy 1's face * HRRRRRRR!!!!
Boy 1: oooh fuck ive been masked up!

or in some cases

Boy 1: I just did SOOOO much drugs
Boy 2: Hey, look in the sky * points to sky * shhhhhhhh
Boy 1: * grips bad, and smashes the space mask as it approaches *
Boyy 2: Oh fuck sake! now ive got the space mask

by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009

Space Odyssey

A journey through space. Or Journey (the band) in space, A Journey in space

Wouldn't you like to go on a Space Odyssey with me?

by Eve111591 November 19, 2009

Spaceboots

An occurrence or temporary paralysis of the leg(s) and feet immediately following an extended stay on the toilet whilst using a mobile device.

This is a result of ones leg(s) lacking the needed oxygen to function properly. Difficulty walking or controlling ones leg(s) or feet and often appearing as a limp to a third party.

Texting, Tweeting, Instagram, Facebook, pinterest are all common causes of Spaceboots.

This can be alleviated by discreetly bending ones knees multiple times while rinsing hands to restore leg functionality prior to exiting the restroom.

Co Worker Joe: Dude, why are you walking so funny?

Paul: I got a wicked case of spaceboots following a Instagram binge on the toilet.

Coworker: Weak.

by Swampfox1 October 3, 2013