snap ya

To use vilonce to force a customer to purchase you merchandise

austnet.org <ii> WELCOME MATE, TO ADRIANS SHOE SHOP
<ii> GRAB A SHOE MATE OR FUCK OFF
<ii> WHATS YA MSB ADDY
<ii> FUCK YOU MATE ILL SNAP YA AN DoS YA MATE
<ii> I GOT A MACHETTE MATE, FUCK OFF

the shoe customer says "please dont snap me o DoS me adrian :(" cries an runs away

by adrian mate on irc DoS ya November 16, 2007

Hesser Snap

A Marijuana snap (personal bowl) that is so minuet (small) that when first inhaled it is a tease, and occasionally sucked through the bowl

myspace.com/hesswaldo

"Hey, can I have I a snap of that weed Hess?"

"for show"

"Dude what the fuck is this a leaf and a stem?"

"you asked for a snap"

thus a Hesser Snap

by PoohLaLa December 5, 2009

bingle snap

noun. a small flowering shrub that is said to consume human flesh when anyone gets near them.

We grew a whole garden of bingle snaps, but were sued for all of the horrible accidents and disfigurements.

by malchik_gei March 27, 2007

Snap Crackle Cock

Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth

Step Four: perform felatio

repeat as necessary

"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."

"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"

by Lentastic January 15, 2010

snap a hot batch

a sexual act of ejaculating with great vigor, typically onto a partner's body.

"I love it when my boyfriend snaps a hot batch on me!"

"I'm so excited I'm snapping hot batches all over the place!"

"You called at a bad time, I'm about to snap a hot batch"

by achafe October 27, 2007

Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.

Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"

by Masterbalian February 11, 2012

oh snap!

a shot.

2 parts vodka
1 part midori sour
1 part peach schnapps

oh snap! that shot tastes like shit!

by starryeyes1014 May 21, 2007