bean smasher

One who engages in anal sex for the purpose of squashing bits of fecal matter with the penis. Note: The recipient should not wipe for several days before engaging in this activity.

We have a bean squasher in the family!

by Aaron Cooper June 1, 2005

Grandpappy Smash

This is the result of masturbating too much. Your dick will become chafed and will bleed.

I heard that loser in our third period class is so lonely he did the Grandpappy smash.

by VMC22189 September 16, 2006

Smashin'

Meaning to have sexual intercourse when talking about two or more other people. Verb.

Brett and Lauren were smashin' in Lauren's room while her parents weren't home last night.

by Soldier28 December 28, 2005

smash your pasty

to insert your penis into a vagina

im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,

by fumper69 December 22, 2009

smash

to have sexual relations...lol

Damn girl, when u gon let me smash?

by XoX~NeLLe~XoX April 22, 2006

Gallon Smashing

An internet trend that revolves around going to a supermarket and smashing gallons of milk on the floor, pretending you dropped them by accident. Then you must pretend you slipped in the milk, to shock innocent bystanders. It is all usually filmed from a shopping cart, discretely. You get bonus points if you pretend to slip and slide in the milk when someone tries to help you up.

10 points = went gallon smashing
20 points = made a huge mess
30 points = pretended to slip over in milk
40 points = got a reaction out of a fellow shopper
50 points = pretend to be unable to stand up straight due to slippiness of milk on supermarket floor.

by swag_sawg December 22, 2013

smash

to have sexual intercourse

I smashed this girl the other day

by Michael Caldwell November 23, 2006