slumpkin

while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.

what's taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.

by highfive March 7, 2008

Shlurp

Sexual slang for "make-out"

Hey, wanna shlurp.
Oh yeah

by martishaocwardin1367 September 26, 2018

slurpoo

also known as a slurpee

chailott jist served up some nice slurpoos

by g-birdman March 28, 2003

Slurpee saturday

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout.

Man, you are being such a slurpee saturday.

by Juicey boi December 17, 2017

The Slurping

The end of lunch when that one Chinese kid starts slurping up the rest of his lunch including all the dog meat, eyeballs, organs, and bones.

“Did you see the slurping when xiungli slurped all those dog guts up during lunch that was disgusting”

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

Slirpy

Blow job - When a person sucks on a penis and makes a "slirping" sound.

Come on babe, just give me a slirpy before I go to work.

by ButtMonkey December 23, 2012

shit slerp

The act of shoving a staw up a fat womans ass and sucking shit until you pass out.

Did he really just shit slerp that fat bitch!!! WOW that brahs got balls.

by t-money44 January 13, 2011