douchebag shuffle

An extremely lame dance performed at clubs or parties in which the dancer slowly bounces up and down in time with the music while twisting his upper body slightly from side to side. The dancer's feet remain on the ground, and arms stay motionless at the dancer's sides.

This dance is performed primarily by douchebags, mainly because it is the only dance that they are able to perform besides grinding.

-"Let's go. This club is full of assholes."
-"How do you know?"
-"Everyone's doing the douchebag shuffle."

by Milky Cannon March 4, 2011

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Truffle shuffle

When a fat person doesn’t lift their feet as they walk and their feet drag against the carpet making an annoying sound.

That fat bitch Christina never picks her feet up. She’s doing the truffle shuffle.

by Frankie Tee July 2, 2018

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

dinah shore shuffle

The small mini shuffle of the blinds or your hand in a card game. Usually done in a similar manner as a blackjack dealer at the beginning of the redeal.

He revealed the identity of the cards using a Dinah Shore Shuffle.

by Lexmeister September 14, 2007

Boise High Shuffle

An interpretive non-rhythmic gypsy-esque dancing, usually performed under the influence of alcohol or various psychedelics, at a public park bandshell to music from local bands.

Brody, Lo and Jasper were so retarded/wasted at the Built To Spill concert that they started doing the Boise High Shuffle.

by BlueDrew September 9, 2012

Down Syndrome Shuffle

The sexy dance that allows Down Syndromers to have a chance to bone each other!

Steps: Spin, jump, flip, bone!

“Come on people, we need to do the Down Syndrome Shuffle!”

by TODDD123456 June 7, 2019