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secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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secret goat

The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.

Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.

Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.
Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!
by Dav Glen May 7, 2017
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Secret

Best person you would ever meet. They are kind loving and girlfriend approved. They might be bossy but that's just their personality, you would understand when you meet them. They are the goddess of the universe and got the biggest butt.
Hey is your friend name Secret. Yea why? Did you hear about them? They will make your life incredible. You better keep her and don't let her go!
by Loyal_Diva31 October 28, 2019
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The Secrets of WORLDWIDE

We do know that Sammy created worldwide buh do we know why? Well in this episode we are gonna talk about why
Samny created worldwide during July the true reason why sammy created worldwide was because he didn't really have any true friends and just wanted to make new friends that would accept him. Sammy is acc a loser and a freak but worldwide doesn't know all about this secret... But now Sammy has succeeded kn creating worldwide Sammy originally planned creating worldwide during April but he was shy that people won't join his group but now he succeeded. Samny just want friends who cares about him that's all and that's why he created worldwide but there was this group which inspired him to create worldwide which is called "besties forever" Sammy is also a known guy there. Tune in. Next time we would talk about future plans and events for worldwide!!!
The secrets of worldwide Sammy loser
by Danvyt34 September 7, 2022
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The Secret Lab

A unique facility that specializes in changing anime characters for the better by altering their personalities (especially if they have moderate to severe negative personalities or even mildly negative ones), and by giving them fresh voices. It sprays Secret Fluid on an anime character to make his/her new self last forever.
The Secret Lab is a unique facility recognized for its ability to alter anime characters for the better by transforming them from who they once were into a new self.
by R. E. Smiley March 14, 2021
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secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.
Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
by Jeeoh July 26, 2021
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SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE

It's like an ERECTION BUILD UP.

A FORM OF INSURANCE using the right individual.

Someone in VEGAS AT THE D CONCIERGE approaches me saying you are in the "SECRET SERVICE" as what that really entails as "NOBODY KNOWS " the services you will be providing except the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE at the right time.
Look PRESIDENT DONALD J0HNATHAN TRUMP did nothing wrong when he stormed the WHITE HOUSE as the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE ALAN I WALDMAN PEDOPHILE as that other SHIT does not matter as GRABBING HER BY THE PUSSY MAN won't do am ounce of PRISON TIME as this PROXY SUCKER MANDALAY BAY REAL SH00TER way back as the REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL TASK FORCE TRUSTEE as the build up is over AS SHIT IS G0D resulted.

Look this is a future trend as getting to the bottom of these MASS MURDERS will find the right SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE to be in PRISON for somebody else as to go into what is not said of "NO EXISTENCE".
by MASS KILLING EXPLOSION June 22, 2022
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