Toss my salad

As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.

Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.

by Wow. I really Rock. It's not even funny how much I friggin rock. It's shocking. October 1, 2005

chocolate salad

The act of eating a male or female's anus after they drop feces.

After Kirk took a crap, Murk cleaned his friend by giving him a chocolate salad.

by Rob231 April 20, 2006

Hawiian Salad

When you eat a salad before you have sex, then you shit green shit on a girl's headThe girl has to be light skinned to fully be a Hawiian Salad (Not white).

I hawiian salad a girl last night.
That girl after I Hawiian Salad on her looked like a palm tree.

by ZQJ September 20, 2010

Salad Bowl

I'm from the saladbowl of the world which is Salinas, C.A.

The salad bowl is in Monterey county

by RayRay October 2, 2003

Salad tossed

Slang for any type of anal sexual activity. Origin is in reference to ass play in prison where available lube is limited to packets of salad dressing typically smuggled from the commissary.

Hey Bubba, if you want to get your salad tossed tonight make sure you snatch some of that ranch dressing that I like from the commissary.

by Baby Ratt November 18, 2017

Russian Noodle Salad

Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.

"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"

by Pip April 28, 2003

Salad Days

1. A period of time in which hardships are few and life is comfortably lived.

2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.

1. Since I won the lottery, I was able to pay off the house and my wife and I retired twenty years early. These must be the salad days.

2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.

by JoeSMDD July 28, 2004