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self service

mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.
Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!
by red1845 April 26, 2010
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Self-deluded indignation

Becoming appalled and deeply indignant even though completely in the wrong.

Verb

A delusion is a false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence. Self-deluded indignation goes one step further by demonstrating actual indignation towards the person with the correct, sane and rational position.
1. “I told the nurse she’d given me the wrong lab results and she went off on me explaining how she was the trained medical professional and that I was just an untrained layman. The problem with that of course is that she had actually given me the wrong fucking lab results!”

2. “Self-deluded indignation.”
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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self appreciation

It is a synonym for self esteem, self respect, dignity, self worth, etc.
She thinks she is beautiful when she gets naked in front of guys when psychologically, her insecurities are subconsciously screaming at her, depriving her of self appreciation.
by EnochTheProphet June 11, 2015
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self sexteam

1. The way you feel about yourself sexually.

2.A group of horny naked people willing to work together to have sex. The people invloved in an oragy.
1. She looked at her huge boobs and smiles, she has great self sexteam.

When he climaxed she knew she was good, she has good self sexteam.

2. Our sexteam consits of me you roger and allie, i think this oragy is gonna rock.
by rachel svea May 16, 2011
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Self-Rape

When you touch your own belly button for 3 secs
DoOd: I bet you never got raped!
Yu: *Touches belly button* BICH THINK AGAIN I JUSTST DID SELF-RAPE
by F67IGFF June 9, 2018
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Self Foruming

A slang phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.
(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"
by Matt "FoolyCooly" Miller October 3, 2007
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self trouting

Self-Trouting. To trout yourself. See Trouting.
To sel trout (or self trouting) is the act of sticking one's thumb up one's bum while wiggling the ball sacks.
by trout-fisher2 March 4, 2009
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