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Bad Season

1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.
Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season
by BIGDADY August 23, 2012
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Fresh Seasoning

The hazing ritual used by fraternities that involves flatulating, deficating, ejaculating, or urinating in the food of pledges
Jim: "You see that new guy?"
Bobby:"Yeah, what should we do?"
Jim:"His food could use some fresh seasoning"
by Dr. Highschoolrandom February 22, 2011
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pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy
dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning
by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011
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Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.
Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.
by Bronerific September 13, 2011
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Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."
by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023
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Seasonal Bisexual

Certain bisexuals that every so often (or seasonally) feel a sexual preference change towards the otherwise normally less preferred gender
As a seasonal bisexual, I keep in contact with my handsome male friend David (fwb) for when I feel like a change of pace from beautiful women.
by everyonceinawhile February 4, 2023
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see you next season

Bye. See you next season.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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