Scooter's

A Bomb-Ass Coffeehouse that Jacque Josh and Courtney OWN! Also see Love Shack and yummy

Dude we gosta head down to scooter's for some crazy partaying!

by Coffeemastas September 25, 2008

scraterrifeared

scared + terrified + feared
really scared, terrified and fearful.

Used by Mitchell Davis in hid video Double Dare.

I was really scraterrifeared when they jump out to suprise us.

by DylanKramer January 16, 2009

Scootertard

A person who tries to enter the motorcycle culture while riding a scooter.

Did you see that idiot park his scooter next to Bob's Harley? He is such a scootertard.

by pfudd August 14, 2009

Scrot Grab

An individual who acts in such a manner that they closely resemble the ever-popular douchebag and chode suck

Girl: Hey, you see that guy over there? That's my ex boyfriend.

Guy: Oh yea?

Girl: Yea. He's such a scrot grab

by soadluvr8 January 26, 2010

Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.

My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.

by Goyoza June 24, 2010

scooterbagel

a half vegetable, half fruit, twisted, portable bagel

THOMAS Scooterbagels

by Scooterbagel Originator May 19, 2010

scooter

1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)

1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."

by oldtigercub March 21, 2011