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dirty roberto

A sexual manouver that envolves a south western Mexican. The Mexican is required to have a small baglama ( Turkish musical instrument ) while being inserted in to any of the participants rectal hole. While this is occurring everyone else taking part in the sexual activity must be freestyle dancing in a middle eastern manner along with the tune of the Mexicans guitar.
Dude, yesterday this party totally turned in to a big dirty roberto
by Rod and Todd August 27, 2008
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Robertson's Creeper

A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.
Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.
by J-Money Chenevey December 13, 2007
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Robert De Niro Face

When you take a toke from a joint and you make a really weird face!
by migget August 6, 2009
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robert

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by under thunder December 10, 2013
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matt robertson

the most attractive, sexy, intelligent, delicious guy you will ever meet. He has what it takes to get what he wants from anyone. you should search out a matt robertson. they are hard to come by.
OMFG that was matt robertson,

we have to go say hi!
by koolaidjammers June 4, 2009
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Robert Pattinson

The prime example of how a physically unattractive, unhygenic guy can be adored by millions of females simply for playing a heartthrob character in a movie that became phenomenally popular.
Ugly guys who are desperate to get laid are envious of Robert Pattinson.
by twilight? December 14, 2009
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rubber indian

The name given to tall, slender, black and white traffic pylons often found in construction zones or near intersections on country roads.
Dude, I totally ran over that rubber indian when I was hammered last night!
by Brett Hart September 17, 2008
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